|The Twelve Days of Christmas|
|Day #||Who?||What they got you|
|1st||vanashke||a small, laminated card stating, 'ALL ACCESS - TO ME!'|
|2nd||rightbehindya||A genital piercing|
|3rd||theprettysinger||a TiVo full of porn|
|4th||vial_of_glitter||A booklet of sexual favors coupons|
|5th||spoongoddess||LED christmas anal beads|
|6th||guthlafofedoras||a dusty bottle of absinthe|
|7th||spoongoddess||a dusty bottle of absinthe|
|8th||sayid||a keg of lube|
|9th||rightbehindya||A key to the playboy mansion|
|10th||subtle_guns||a fitted corset made of cling wrap|
|11th||vial_of_glitter||most of a dead hooker|
|12th||best_blue_eyes||a rainbow wig doused in pheromones|
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|Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Little Wrapped Presents|
You've made Santa a very happy fellow this year.
Don't worry - what happens at the North Pole stays at the North Pole!
|Your Ideal Relationship is Polyamory|
You want to have your cake... and everyone else's.
Which isn't a bad thing, if everyone else gets to eat too!
You're too much of a free spirit to be tied down by a traditional relationship.
You think relationships should be open and free, with few restrictions.